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Pet Peeves That Push You Over The Edge

Not reloading the toilet paper holder is just one possible pet peeve...what's yours?

 

The old roll is gone. The new roll is right there. It's. Right. There.

Why, oh why, can't someone put it IN the holder?!?

That is just one of the pet peeves that annoy me.

Or schmack, schmack, schmack...bloooowwwwwwwwwww...pop! 

These sounds make my skin crawl. I can't stand the slobbery slippery noises coming from the chewer's mouth. Others don't even notice it.

That is worse than the toilet paper situation. Everybody has a pet peeve. There are websites devoted to pet peeves like Get Annoyed.

What are yours?

Maybe it is people who state the obvious. Like, "It's always the last place you look." No kidding. Why would you keep looking if you've found it?

Maybe it's the flick, flick, flick of your spouse flossing their teeth. Loudly.

Don't let me suffer alone here. I can't be the only one. I'm just askin'...what pet peeves make you insane?

(And for Pete's sake, put the toilet paper where it belongs.)

About this column: Peculiar posts on random topics that bring in the lighter side of the news. Related Topics: Just Askin'... and Pet Peeves

Brad Faxton

6:30 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Empty container of xxxxxxx left in the xxxxxxx versus thrown away and a note to buy more.

You fill in the blanks.

p.s. I do it all the time. :)

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Patrick Sharpe

7:10 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Restaurant employees that say "No Problem" instead of "My pleasure" and "You Guys" when its a man and woman instead of "You Folks".....I deduct $1 from their tip.

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Marcia Sagendorph

7:36 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

A $2 deduction for saying "Yous guys."

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Brad Faxton

8:28 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Milk/fridge, soap/shower, toothpaste/next to sink....

You make your own combination.

Michael Bivona

7:57 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Coming to a complete stop in order to make a right turn.

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Matt Shedor

8:21 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

two lanes merging into one.. the sign warns everyone to merge. as people in the right hand lane signal to merge into the left lane, there's always one pigger who jumps out of the left hand lane, flies up the right hand lane and jumps back into the left hand lane at the last second (without signalling, of course)...guy in front is afraid to tap his brakes, the guy in back has to slam on his brakes and what is the net gain for the pigger? 5 car lengths, or 10 seconds real time.

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Jim

8:27 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Commuters leaving the Arlington Park train station in the evening who think they are professional race car drivers running a race. All trying to beat the next car or train out of the lot. Tailgating the cars in front of them to push them along faster. Turning right from a left turn lane. Running the red light to make a right turn on Northwest Highway.

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Jim Powers

8:59 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Drivers who don't use their turn signal.

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Scott Sutton

9:07 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People who stand in or have conversations in doorways when others are trying to pass thru

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Savannah Ziegelbauer

9:53 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Not filling up the Brita water pitcher.

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Quincy Hodges

10:06 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Drivers who drive side by side, blocking anyone who wants to get by.

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Nick

12:07 am on Friday, February 17, 2012

This is why God invented motorcycles Quincy.

Shawn

10:30 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Table for 5 and you get a table for 4 with 5 chairs.
Travelers who set their cruise 1/2 mph faster than traffic who go into the "Hammer lane" and take 5 min to pass and return to turtle lane instead of passing quickly
Drivers who disregard bicyclist's right to the road.
Bartenders that can't even pour a good draft
Postal workers who can't read an address
Kosta's property on Forest and Wilson

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Shawn

10:32 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Daily herald articles with grammar and spelling errors.

kwyjibo

10:43 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People that fail to depress the accelerator in their car when they approach a hill

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Russ E

10:47 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

I have a few pet peeves, but I'm thinking about getting rid of them, cause they are starting to piss me off.

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Cristel Mohrman

10:50 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People who leave their garbage cans at the curb for three days. And, to expand upon Marcia's toilet paper complaint, it drives me crazy when the paper is under the roll. Everyone knows it's supposed to be OVER!

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Michael Bivona

4:59 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

God bless you, Cristel. It always goes over. How about people who have names that spell check recognizes as misspelled, Cristel?

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Korrina Grom

11:02 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Drivers who think the speed limit doesn't apply to them, therefore giving them license to drive 10 or 15 mph over the speed limit without consequence. What's funny is I almost always end up catching up to these people at traffic lights.

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Michael Bivona

11:09 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People who start entering elevators before the people get out. And people who stop and look around at the top of escalators. Uh, sorry I bumped into you, but I'm literally being pushed in your direction.

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Chris S

11:37 am on Thursday, February 16, 2012

1) Shopping carts left abandoned in parking lots, which inevitably end up crashing into a vehicle (like mine!). I don't think it would kill anyone to walk a few feet to put the carts into the corrals...Thanks for the dents!!!
2) Parking at the farthest point away from a store, only to return after errands, etc., to find that other cars have been wedged right up next to yours.

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Heather Smith

2:45 pm on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Once when I parked miles away from anyone in a mostly empty huge parking lot I came back out to see a beater conversion van literally parked an inch from my side view mirror. I had to get in on the passenger side and crawl over. I don't know if they're being a smart*ss or there's some weird magnetic attraction to my lonely car.

AML

1:17 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

All of those totally oblivious drivers talking on their phones. They are distracted and it is a hazard.

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Scott

2:33 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

"2) Parking at the farthest point away from a store, only to return after errands, etc., to find that other cars have been wedged right up next to yours"

I'll do that if you take 4 spaces with your car :-)

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Soonwinner

2:42 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People that blow their nose with toilet tissue. The first thing I learned in the Air Force was to blow my noise with anything EXCEPT toilet tissue, the DI said it would prevent catching whatever lurks on the roll.

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Michael Bivona

2:51 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Fascinating! Seriously, I never thought about that.

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Dan Arenov

5:01 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

they have drill instructors in the Air Force? did they make you do yoga with the other girls?

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Soonwinner

3:04 pm on Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dan in the USAF I went into they trained us to kill people AND to remain alive.

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Soonwinner

3:12 pm on Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dan the Air Force called them TI's not DI's. But our main TI was ex-Army and he said he was a DI. Drill Instructor, Technical Instructor.

Nick

4:47 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People who eat their M&Ms in sequence one color at a time.

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kat

6:13 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

women who bring their husbands and kids to the grccery store and block the isles

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Nick

6:19 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Especially the ones who eat ALL the free samples and drop the toothpicks on the floor.

Nick

6:16 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

People who move from the South Side to the North Side and then hold garage sales to get rid of their White Sox stuff.

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Michael Bivona

7:24 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Who would buy White Sox stuff, even at a garage sale?

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Jim Powers

8:05 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Spoken as a true Cub fan. But it's a valid point. Would you buy that kind of stuff in a garage sale?

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Nick

8:17 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

I don't know. Third Party types I guess. Republicans think it's too expensive. Democrats say it's not expensive enough.

renee

8:20 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Turn signals are optional these days. What is up with that????

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Nick

8:41 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

Renee, this is the United States of America. Turn signals have been optional since the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

Nick

9:17 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

This is probably the pet peeve that irks me most. I have never, ever been asked to serve as judge in a Cupcake War. Not once.

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Nick

11:21 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

That's exactly what it is Marcia -- an outrage. Yous guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Nick

11:34 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

I once held the door for a woman pushing a stroller. Her kid whipped his baby bottle at me. Caught me in the groin. I'm pretty sure it was a boy.

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Nick

11:55 pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012

I used to sing as a tenor Robyn. Now I'm a soprano.

Cindy Bruess

8:44 am on Friday, February 17, 2012

When they leave 1/16 of an inch of milk in the carton, in the fridge and then open the next gallon. And THEY are 21 and 24 years old....

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Cindy Bruess

8:46 am on Friday, February 17, 2012

And btw... You're moving out when???

Zed

5:32 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

Drivers who travel at 45 mph in a 55 mph zone, THEN when that speed drops to 35 mph - CONTINUE to travel at 45 mph! (Route 14 westbound, west of Kelsey into FRG west of Route 22.)

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Nick

6:00 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

@Zed Damn cruise control. It was working fine the other day.

Zed

5:36 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

Approaching a 4-way stop sign intersection. A car on the cross street arrives at it's stop sign 5 seconds before you get to your stop sign.. The driver of the other car then sits there and waits to see if you're going to stop. Then they sit there and look at you to see if you're going to go through the intersection before they do. Again - they got to the intersection 5 seconds before you! What are they waiting for?!

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Nick

5:59 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

@Zed The woman with the stroller.

Zed

5:39 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

People in grocery stores who stop with their cart right smack in the middle of he aisle, blocking while they look at products on the shelf. It's as if they never think that other people might also be shopping with a cart who would like to pass.

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Dan Arenov

6:35 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

adult men who whine like little girls about stupid stuff.

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Jennifer

1:11 pm on Saturday, February 18, 2012

People who don't drive the speed limit
People who are oblivious to what's going on around them
Arrogant Bicyclists who seem to think it's ok to take up half the road forcing traffic to come to a halt
People who don't control their obnoxious children
People who think it's ok to be rude just because they're having a bad day
People who blow their nose at the dinner table at a restaurant

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casey kline

7:11 pm on Tuesday, February 28, 2012

I always wanted a pet peeve... but my parents said NO - until I was old enough to take care of it all by myself...

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Marcia Sagendorph

7:29 pm on Tuesday, February 28, 2012

casey, your parents are correct. it is a lot of work to have a pet peeve. you have to carry it around with you...bring it out at a moment's notice...feed an nurture it to keep it alive for years...

Heather Smith

2:33 pm on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I think most of mine have been covered already - women who block the grocery aisle and KNOW they're doing it but can't be bothered to move for anyone...no turn indicators...the 4-way stop thing. If you stopped first, you go first. If you stop second you do NOT get to go before the person who was ahead of you. I just saw a guy stop literally three car lengths from the stop sign then go through - ahead of me and someone else who stopped AT the stop sign and were next to go. Drivers who have the right of way and don't go and wave you to go ahead of them. People behind you in line at the cash register that practically stick their cart up your wazoo.

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Heather Smith

2:34 pm on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

My husband is guilty of the tp thing. We even have an open end holder where you only have to slide the roll on. That is just too much work for him. He will even grab a new roll and leave it atop the holder with the empty cardboard roll that has a shred of tp on it.

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Heather Smith

2:38 pm on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Husband leaves every drawer and cabinet fully open or closes them except for the last inch. Yes, he is a walking pet peeve.

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badge

6:51 pm on Sunday, March 11, 2012

Heather husbands need some grace. Forgiveness that is in no way earned.

Debbie

10:44 am on Sunday, March 11, 2012

People who think that just because they're in their car that they can park in a handicap parking spot.

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doneitright

1:20 pm on Sunday, March 11, 2012

Bicyclists who think they don't need to obey the rules of the road.. or bicyclists who go onto the road vs the bike path that is right next to them.. Than the motorcyclists who zip in and out of traffic or the ones who go JOY riding 10-15 below the speed limit...

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badge

6:49 pm on Sunday, March 11, 2012

Bikes are allowed on the road. See your 1st complaint.

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